Hey Congressman Murphy! Go shorty, It’s Your Birthday
As 50 Cent once said… go shorty, it’s your birthday…
Wanted to make sure you were aware that Congressman Patrick Murphy is having another Birthday Bash to celebrate turning 30. For those of you who are counting this puts him at party #4. Instead of fighting for constituents, Patrick “Playboy of Jupiter” Murphy is bringing his drunk and disorderly ways to the United States Capitol to raise money for his campaign.
From PoliticalPartyTime.Org:
“Patrick Murphy Really, Really Enjoys Birthdays… Really
Freshman Rep. Patrick Murphy, D-Fla., is turning 30 next week, and he wants literally everyone to know about it. He’s having at least three separate parties over the course of four days next week, all of which are billed as his “30th Birthday Party.” The natal anniversary celebration starts with a Wednesday night Miami Beach party, with prices climbing to $5,200. The very next day guests will once again sing “Happy Birthday” for Murphy in Fort Lauderdale at another $5,200 bash. And on Saturday, March 30 (Murphy’s actual birthday), he’ll have annoyed supporters buy yet another cake for a Miami party hosted by Universal American Mortgage Company head Jimmy Timmons. Again, donation levels reach $5,200.
So why is Murphy turning his birthday into a weird 30-year-old version of a “Sweet 16” and acting like an overprivileged teenage girl? It turns out that he’s one of the most vulnerable House Democrats in 2014, and needs all the monetary help he can get. Murphy barely won in 2012, narrowly defeating Republican Allen West in what has been called the “Dirtiest Race in America” — for proof of that, just Google “Patrick Murphy” and see what picture shows up on the side (for those who can’t see, it’s not exactly a Congressional portrait). That mug shot’s from a West attack ad last year, and Murphy will need money to compete with whatever the GOP throws at him in the next election. Just try not to let them catch you wearing this, Patrick — you might not be able to recover.”
While Florida families are facing President Obama’s Sequester cuts and a job market that leaves a lot to be desired, Congressman Patrick Murphy is treating his time in Congress like an episode of MTV’s Super Sweet 16. It is very troubling that Congressman Murphy would rather pop champagne in Miami Beach and rub elbows with lobbyists in D.C. than actually fight for his constituents.
Invitations to three birthday parties in March:
March 27th: http://politicalpartytime.org/party/34541/
March 28th: http://politicalpartytime.org/party/34542/
March 30: http://politicalpartytime.org/party/34540/
Invitation to D.C. birthday party tomorrow:
April 24th: ttps://www.facebook.com/events/361813867270432/