BREAKING: Huge Endorsement for Aaron Woolf

August 27, 2014

Hey, did you see that Bowzer from Sha-Na-Na endorsed Aaron Woolf today?

Now, if you’re born after 1975 or so you probably have no idea who that is. If you’re born before 1975, you probably have no idea why anyone would care. And if you’re in NY-21 you have to wonder why any of this is relevant in a Congressional race.

But apparently this is the Democratic Congressional Campaign Committee’s secret endorsement weapon – that seems more like the kiss of defeat. Just ask Elizabeth Colbert-Busch. And Alex Sink. And David Weprin.

Perhaps Woolf would be better served calling the cast of Happy Days or Laverne & Shirley for his next big endorsements – it might be more relevant.

NRCC Comment: “It says a lot about Aaron Woolf’s support that he sent out a press release touting the irrelevant stamp of approval from the DCCC’s traveling endorser and kiss of defeat – Bowzer from Sha Na Na. What’s next for Woolf on the endorsement front – a presser at Shotz Brewery in Milwaukee announcing the endorsements of Laverne & Shirley? A campaign rally at Arnold’s with Potsie and Ralph Malph?”– NRCC Spokesman Ian Prior