Here’s 3 reasons why Democrat hack Lon Johnson stands no chance against Dr. Dan

June 25, 2015

Later today, failed Democrat hack Lon Johnson will announce his campaign for Congress in MI-01 against Dr. Dan.  With the help of Microsoft Paint, here’s 3 of the many reasons why Lon will lose.

First, Democrat hack Lon Johnson loves him some Barack Obama…but Northern Michigan voters definitely don’t.

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Democrat hack Lon Johnson loves Barack Obama. The only problem for ol’ Lonnie is that a majority of MI-01 voters don’t love Obama, you know, seeing as how he only got 45% of the vote there in 2012. Surely the people of Northern Michigan won’t like hearing about that (and they most certainly will be hearing about that – early and often, actually.)

Second, Democrat hack Lon Johnson is definitely NOT good at politics. 

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Democrat hack Lon Johnson lost his campaign for state House in 2012, and then on his watch as the chief political hack of the Michigan Democratic Party, Democrats lost the race for governor, attorney general, secretary of state, a state Senate seat and four seats in the state House. Woof!

Third, Democrat hack Lon Johnson is unapologetic about being pro-choice, but MI-01 voters feel differently on that topic.

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Democrat Hack Lon Johnson is pro-choice, but Northern Michigan voters clearly are not. Just ask former Congressman Bart Stupak. (See: New York Times: Under Fire for Abortion Deal, Stupak to Retire.)

Anywho, welcome to the race, Lon.

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NRCC Comment: “Failed Democratic political hack Lon Johnson should have stayed home in Detroit instead of trying to bring the failed liberal policies of Barack Obama to Northern Michigan. Lon Johnson obviously didn’t learn that forcing Barack Obama’s failed policies on Michigan families is a losing formula, which is something we will continuously remind the voters of Michigan’s 1st Congressional district.” –NRCC Spokesman Chris Pack