Mind blowing theory: Liberal Lonnie has no idea he’s running for Congress in MI-01

September 29, 2015

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This is Liberal Lonnie.

 

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Liberal Lonnie lives in Metro Detroit.

 

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Liberal Lonnie is a huge fan of Barack Obama and is proud of Obama’s record.

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Which makes sense since Metro Detroit, where Liberal Lonnie lives, also likes Barack Obama.

 

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Now Liberal Lonnie is running for Congress.

 

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Except Liberal Lonnie isn’t running for Congress anywhere near his home in Metro Detroit.

 

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Instead, Liberal Lonnie is running for Congress in Northern Michigan in MI-01.

 

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MI-01 is a far ways away from Liberal Lonnie’s home in Metro Detroit.

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And in MI-01, the voters do not like Barack Obama, who only got 45% of the vote there in 2012.

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And they certainly do not like Nancy Pelosi, who just endorsed Liberal Lonnie.

 


whoa

So here is our mind-blowing theory: Liberal Lonnie doesn’t know that he is running in MI-01 and thinks he is running in Metro Detroit.

 

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Can someone get Liberal Lonnie a map?