you’re under arrest

July 6, 2018

For not reading this CNN story yet.

According to the bombshell report, Randy Bryce may have the longest rap sheet of any candidate to ever run for Congress in Wisconsin:

  • 1991: Arrested for marijuana posession, property damage, trespassing and theft
  • April 1998: Arrested for operating a vehicle under the influence of alcohol
  • September 1998: Arrested for driving with a suspended license
  • 2000: Arrested for driving with a suspended license
  • 2001: Arrested after failing to appeal in court
  • 2003: Sentenced to 65 days in jail after failing to appear in court (again)
  • 2011: Arrested for protesting
  • 2018: Arrested for sitting in the middle of a street to protest

Who would’ve known that when Randy Bryce said he has experience with iron he was talking about a jail cell?