Cranky Collin needs some rest

August 7, 2019

Just weeks after selling off his waterfront condo in DC, Cranky Collin Peterson is now refusing to commit to running for reelection.

Cranky Collin is now saying he’ll wait until January to decide whether he’s going to seek reelection. Peterson’s retirement would be a major blow to Democrats’ chances of keeping the seat. He’s won reelection by less than 5 points the past two elections, while President Trump carried his district by more than 30.

With Trump sharing the ballot again in 2020, Cranky Collin may ultimately decide it’s better riding off into the sunset before voters make the decision for him.