Comrades for Kara

Comrade Kara Eastman, who insists she’s definitely not a socialist, was just endorsed by the Democratic Socialists of America (DSA).

Comrade Kara fits right in with the loony leftists at DSA, whose platform is focused on a $93 trillion government takeover of the economy and socialized medicine.  

No word on whether Comrade Kara will appear at the next DSA convention, so she can debate hot topics like gendered pronoun usage and using jazz hands instead of applauding to be sensitive to those prone to sensory overload.