Will Fake Nurse Lauren actually start working?

Fake Nurse Lauren Underwood just renewed her nursing license in D.C., which is odd given she has “never specifically worked with patients,” as the New York Times reported.

(District of Columbia Department of Health, Licensee, Accessed: 6/23/2020)

Does this mean she will actually start working on the frontlines of this pandemic instead of pontificating in lifestyle magazines?

After all, it’s not like she’s been busy doing her job in Congress.

In fact, the last thing Underwood did was vote along partisan lines to allow Members of Congress to collect their taxpayer-funded paychecks by sitting at home and phoning in their vote to the US Capitol instead… almost a month ago.

With Nancy Pelosi refusing to keep the House in session, Fake Nurse Lauren sure has a lot of promises to keep and not much time left!