#TradingTom lives to trade another day

September 29, 2022

Did you hear that?

Tom Malinowski just let out a huge sigh of relief upon learning he won’t be forced to take a vote on banning stock trading this week.

Malinowski was never really serious about a stock trading ban in the first place, but at least now he won’t have to vote against his own interests.

Either way, Malinowski can relax knowing he’ll soon be free to trade all he wants anyway (just minus the congressional knowledge).