House Democrats new strategy: Pretend tofu is steak
House Democrats have been holding weekly group therapy sessions to figure out how to handle Trump 2.o and the fact their party is crumbling under pressure.
Their winning strategy? An “aggressive” Hakeem Jeffries.
“Hakeem Jeffries going ‘aggressive’ is like tofu trying to be steak. House Democrats are crumbling under pressure because they have no message and no sign of life.” — NRCC Spokesman Mike Marinella