Bernie Sanders Brings The Circus to Iowa

Bernie Sanders is bringing the traveling circus to Davenport tonight. His visit comes at an opportune time for Democrats in the Iowa, and East Coast elitist Taylor Wettach, Bernie bro Travis Terrell, and two-time loser Christina Bohannan will be scrambling to get a photo and endorsement from the far-left’s ringmaster.

If you’re covering tonight’s theatrics by Bernie Sanders, please consider the following statement: 

“The traveling circus is coming to Davenport, and Bernie Sanders is the ringmaster. This production won’t distract Iowans from reality: Democrats have failed them again and again.”– NRCC Spokeswoman Emily Tuttle