Cognetti Abandons Scranton
September 17, 2025
Scranton is facing a major crisis as their healthcare access hangs in the balance, so current mayor’s office resident Paige Cognetti did what any good leader would do: jet off to Washington, DC to slander her Representative on MSNBC. “Independent” Cognetti appeared on the network the week after they had to apologize for comments made by one of their analysts about Charlie Kirk’s assassination.
| “West Coast liberal Paige Cognetti is anywhere but Scranton. This week, she’s hundreds of miles away in Washington, begging her radical base to vote for her. We hope she enjoys her trip, because this is as close as she’ll ever get to being a member of Congress.” – NRCC Spokesman Reilly Richardson |