PEDO PAL: Bobby “Podrido” Caught in Sick Cover-Up

April 15, 2026

On the night before Mysogunistic Bobby “Podrido” opens his campaign office in TX-15, a devastating new report just dropped featuring a former Democrat prosecutor in Hidalgo County who reviewed the evidence surrounding the Democrat congressional candidate’s relationship with a convicted pedophile and concluded:

That is a former Democrat prosecutor saying Bobby “Podrido” lied when he claimed he didn’t know about his close friend and longtime bandmate Frankie Caballero’s sexual abuse of children.

“Misogynistic Bobby ‘Podrido’ didn’t just show terrible judgment, he looked Texans in the eye and lied about it. ‘Podrido’ knew about his bandmate’s sick crimes, joked about them on tape, and still wants Texans to trust him. That’s not just out of touch, it’s completely disqualifying.” – NRCC Spokesman Christian Martinez