Creepy Bobby Can’t Dress Up His Phony Act
September 15, 2026
Creepy Bobby Pulido is trying to ride a cowboy image into Congress, but his own words are getting in the way.
In a resurfaced interview, “winter Texan” Bobby Pulido admitted that cowboy hats “aren’t part of my personality.”
This follows his campaign featuring a German professional rider in an ad meant to sell his South Texas image.
“Creepy Bobby Pulido is a cheap fraud in a cowboy costume. He’s spent so long playing a character that he’s forgotten what it means to have any.” – NRCC Spokesman Christian Martinez