đź‘‹ SEE YA, SOTO: Darren’s Sitting in the Most Competitive Seat in America

October 2, 2026

In more bad news for Darren Soto, prognosticators ranked his race as the most competitive in the entire country. This comes just one day after he was named the most vulnerable Democrat in America.

And it’s easy to see why. Instead of fighting for Central Florida families, Darren Soto has voted against critical tax cuts, rubber-stamped woke policies like letting men in girls’ sports and taxpayer-funded sex changes, and he even voted against commonsense policies to keep his community safe.

Oh, and don’t forget about his freaky behavior. Soto’s colleagues in Tallahassee said he had a “notorious libido,” and he once wrote an explicit rap about having sex with a drunk girl.

“Weirdo Democrat Darren Soto has spent years voting against the best interests of his own district, and now his record is coming home to roost. Central Florida families are done with his nonsense, and they’ll put him out of job next month.” – NRCC Spokeswoman Maureen O’Toole