House Dems eagerly wait in line to kiss the socialist ring

This morning, House Democrats eagerly stood in line in Washington to kiss the ring of their new leader, Zohran Mamdani, and pick up their socialist marching orders for the campaign trail. 

Our message is simple: We strongly encourage Zohran to hit the road with his fellow socialist House Democrats. Voters deserve to see exactly what their party stands for.

“Zohran Mamdani is the socialist hero Democrats have been waiting for, and we look forward to seeing him on the campaign trail with House Democrats in every swing district in America. Nothing says ‘relatable’ like globalizing the intifada, defunding police, open borders, and a Marxist manifesto.” — NRCC Spokesman Mike Marinella