Political Opportunist Paige’s Luxury Lifestyle Exposed!

In a development that should be surprising to absolutely nobody, political opportunist Paige Cognetti’s “Paige Against the Machine” brand is a complete sham. The former Goldman Sachs banker was just exposed for owning a luxury second home at a ski resort which calls itself “a Page From a Fairy Tale.”

This report comes after political opportunist Paige was outed as a secret millionaire.

It makes sense that Paige believes in fairy tales, though, as she believes she’s going to be a member of Congress. Keep dreaming, Paige!

“Political opportunist Paige Cognetti’s entire brand is a lie and voters know it. Cognetti is a rich West Coast elitist who’s entirely out of touch with Northeast Pennsylvania.” – NRCC Spokesman Reilly Richardson