Political Opportunist Paige is Ruining Scranton

Scranton is falling into a state of ruin due to political opportunist Paige Cognetti’s lack of leadership. While Cognetti jets off to attend ritzy fundraisers in the middle of the week, cars are nearly being swallowed whole by Scranton’s roads.

Funnily enough, the roads in Cognetti’s neighborhood are perfectly paved. Interesting how that works.

“Political opportunist Paige Cognetti has completely abandoned Scranton to focus on her vanity run for Congress, and Northeast Pennsylvanians are paying the price. Voters know Cognetti only cares about one thing: herself.” – NRCC Spokesman Reilly Richardson