Please, James Talarico, Take Plenty of Pictures

If you’re covering James Talarico launching his 750-mile “Frontera Tour” through South Texas in a desperate attempt to cosplay as someone who understands South Texas please consider the following statement: 

“We hope that James Talarico the Christian-bashing, gun-grabbing, gender-radical, open-borders Austin liberal takes a picture with every South Texas Democrat he can find. Texans deserve a permanent reminder that Bobby Pulido, Henry Cuellar, Vicente Gonzalez, and Johnny Garcia are riding shotgun with one of the most radical members of their party. Keep the bus running and the cameras rolling, James.” – NRCC Spokesman Christian Martinez