ALL HAT, NO CATTLE: Bobby Pulido Imports German Cowboy for Phony South Texas Ad

Creepy Bobby Pulido is so desperate to manufacture a South Texas identity that he had to purchase one from Germany.

A new report reveals Pulido’s latest Spanish-language campaign ad uses footage of Alexander Ripper, a professional reining champion who lives in Germany.

Pulido’s own campaign admitted it purchased the footage from a stock website. 

“Creepy Bobby Pulido’s limp winter-Texan cosplay is so paper-thin, this poser had to buy a German cowboy off a stock-footage site just to look like he belongs in South Texas. All hat, no cattle and even the hat was imported.” – NRCC Spokesman Christian Martinez