Creepy Bobby’s Disgusting Smoothies

October 5, 2026

A new report uncovered a deleted post in which Creepy Bobby Pulido joked about a woman drinking semen smoothies: “Ladies, finally we’re good for something.”

This shouldn’t surprise anyone. Just look at Bobby’s history:  

“Creepy Bobby Pulido is a depraved, gutless little degenerate who hides behind excuses the second anyone calls the filth what it is. He’s a coward begging South Texas for a congressional seat he doesn’t deserve and can’t be trusted with.“ — NRCC Spokesman Christian Martinez